Pretty Fly (For a Jedi)

[jedimara77]

I've been wanting to write this for awhile. I was inspired by an icon I saw by lornyloo, which had a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi with the text "Pretty Fly For a Jedi." I was then inspired to write this song. It's not entirely hysterical, but it makes me laugh.



Pretty Fly (For a Jedi)

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Old Ben, Old Ben!)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Old Ben, Old Ben!)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Old Ben, Old Ben!)
And all the Masters say he’s pretty fly (for a Jedi)

Use the Force, Use the Force, Use it, Feel the Force!

You know it’s kind of hard
Just to use the Force today
Our subject’s padawan
Won’t do anything you say
Kenobi tries real hard
But he just can’t win
And thanks to Palpatine
Being a Jedi is a sin!

Obi-Wan rocks, he rocks our socks
Fights droids without a care, he doesn’t even scare
He likes to drink, or so we think
He springs the trap, he springs the trap
So when Grievous comes, he better run
‘Cause Kenobi is a Master who fights while having fun
Coruscant needs Jedi
So hey hey, do that Force-y thing!

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Old Ben, Old Ben!)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Old Ben, Old Ben!)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Old Ben, Old Ben!)
And all the Masters say he’s pretty fly (for a Jedi)

Now he’s going on a mission
To Utapau he flies
He wants to find Grievous
And make that bad boy cry
He rides along with Boga
That lizard’s really cool
And when he finds the droid
He’ll show him who really rules!

He’s hot and on the council
He can use the Force with ease
He lounges in his chair
He’ll do anything you please
Yoda says he’s reckless
And that might be right
But fangirls don’t care
Because we’ll love him all night!

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Old Ben, Old Ben!)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Old Ben, Old Ben!)
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Old Ben, Old Ben!)
Use the Force, Use the Force, Use it, Feel the Force!

Obi-Wan rocks, he rocks our socks
Fights droids without a care, he doesn’t even scare
He likes to drink, or so we think
He springs the trap, he springs the trap
So when Grievous comes, he better run
‘Cause Kenobi is a Master who fights while having fun
Coruscant needs Jedi
The galaxy needs Jedi
But they’re killing all the Jedi!
So hey hey, do that exile thing!

Comments

[flrt-311.livejournal.com]

Haha, I like!

[jedimara77.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :)

[goldenmoonrose.livejournal.com]

That's better than the wierd Al version with Obi-Wan. Great job!!

[jedimara77.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :)

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

He likes to drink, or so we think
He springs the trap, he springs the trap

*cheers loudly*

[jedimara77.livejournal.com]

I was quite proud of that line. :D

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

Too bad you couldn't throw in "shags and smokes" too. :D

And I love that icon! hehe I saw it the other day.

[jedimara77.livejournal.com]

I needed a Qui-Obi icon and even though I don't like Qui/Obi slash, that was too funny to pass up. :)

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

I do have a slashy Obi/Anankin icon. But it's so truuuuue!!!

[jedimara77.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I like it. Again, I'm not a fan of the Obi-Wan/Anakin slash, but I do find it highly amusing. :)

padawan_alli and I decided yesterday that Obi-Wan should have sang to Anakin, "We should be lovers!" while they were fighting on Mustafar. :D

[ewanspotter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, The Alli said you randomly wanted to watch them and asked if I had anything to do with it. ;D

[fairerose.livejournal.com]

I LOVE it.

He’s hot and on the council
He can use the Force with ease
He lounges in his chair
He’ll do anything you please
Yoda says he’s reckless
And that might be right
But fangirls don’t care
Because we’ll love him all night!

That's my fav part of the song too ;)

[jedimara77.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the compliments! :)

[fairerose.livejournal.com]

anytime :) I was humming something like this to the tune of My Favorite Things from the sound of music. LMAO :p

I went to your LJ and I noticed we have a far deal in common especially our extreme love for Star wars and not wanting people to say Star Wars sucks in our LJs. So I hope you don't mind if I add you, add me back??